NCM's always know

A Platoon NCM and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for
the night. The Sergeant looks up and says, "When you see all the
stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?"

The Lieutenant replies, "Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the
universe; how small a piece of such a grand design. I can't help but wonder
if what we do truly means anything or makes any difference. Why? What do
you think of, Sergeant?"

"I think somebody stole the damn tent."

(h/t)