Guns and diapers

I know one naval officer who's probably not pleased to be off HMCS Algonquin when her guns are firing. He likes those guns. He knows them inside and out, having worked on them for many years before he earned his commission.

I also know that no matter how much he would like to be on board while they're blasting away, he's more productively engaged changing tiny diapers right now. Congratulations on the new baby boy to said officer, but more so to his wife who actually, y'know, did the work required to grow the little tyke.