Pirates, Somalia...
...and:
THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISEAs for Canada and pirates:
To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!
We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.
...the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons rental costs are as follows.
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 .50-cal sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably priced at only $29.95.
Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.)
Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three fragmentation rounds included!
Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.
Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar.
But that's not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!
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Our sailors finding true justice elusiveRelated:
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On board HMCS Winnipeg
Chasing the pirates of the Gulf of Aden
posted by Mark, Ottawa at 2:52 p.m.
2 Comments:
As heard on the Lido deck:"Boom! Headshot!"
Is there an M203 option for that M-16? Can I bring my own laser-sight?
Any chance we could stand off the coast from one of the pirate villages and mortar them at night, under the romantic glow of the parachute flares?
That does sound like an exciting AND public-service-oriented vacation for those attracted to that market niche. No doubt, it'll be a sellout cruise. :-)
I've been to BYOB (bring-your-own-bottle) parties and restaurants before. Does this cruise offer a BYOO (bring-your-own-ordnance) discount price?
The reason I ask is that a retired US Army Sergeant-Major I know might be interested and he...um ...keeps a couple of guns about his house. All sorts of... um...souvenirs from Vietnam, Gulf War 1. ;-)
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